Kids say the darndest things

Today I have a day off work. Pretty sweet huh? Yeah I thought so too. I was rummaging around in some cupboard looking for nothing in particular when i happened across this gem.

I have no idea how old I was when I produced this amazing piece but I'm guessing I was fairly young. What I don't completely understand is that it's a father's day card to my dad and I'm telling him not to pick his nose like my dad. It's a bit weird.
Maybe I had some secret second dad who was a notorious nose treasure hunter. Who knows?